Testimonials

It's a Classy Little Joint - The Hawk Rap

It’s a classy little joint, down there in LA
Living there is easy but you do have to pay.
Life is kinda quiet, life is kinda sweet
Till you mix with losers and their gang of deadbeats.
Gotta call the Hawk,
Get him on the case,
Gotta call the Hawk,
He’ll put ‘em in their place.
Fix the ceiling fix the floor
Fix the toilet and the door
Pay the rent and do it fast.
Pay the man and since you asked
That classy little joint, down there in LA
Living there is easy but you do have to pay.
Learn from deadbeat loser, don’t you dare be an ass
Pay your rent on time people, show a little class.
I ain't no frikkin slumlord and this ain't no shanty town
We don’t need more hassles and we don’t mess with clowns.
We’ll take care of you, no need to fear
Moe, Curly and Larry you're not allowed here.
Be good to me be good to the flyin' Hawk
We’ll all get along and that ain't no double talk.
That ain't no double talk. That ain't no double talk.

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- Anonymous Client